Soft Crust (or Crusties....)

When I got home from work, Cameron was hungry, so I fixed him a PB and jelly sandwich.

Because he refuses to eat the crust we always end up cutting it off for him, but tonight I tried to cajole him into eating it by enthusiastically telling him, 'Oh, this crust is so soft! You can eat this soft crust, right?!'

'I don't care if it is as soft as a baby's bottom,' he rejoindered, 'Because a baby's butt is stinky!'

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I didn't have the heart to tell him he was committing a logical fallacy!