It makes sense.....theoretically.....

Cameron came home today begging for a 'Cowtail' (a long and chewy candy) for having had a dry pull-up.

As soon as he got it he said that he had to go poop.

Cindy suggested that he take his math homework with him for his quality sitting time, but he said that he had his hands full with the Cowtail.

I chimed in that if he got any fecal matter on it he could get very sick.

He immediately shot back, "I'll eat it before I wipe my butt!"