Sunday, July 13, 2008

More Back-Popping Excitement....

This afternoon Cindy again said that phrase so dear to my heart: "I think I need you to push my back!"

I cracked my knuckles and cackled with glee!

Now, since Cindy tends to tense up when I push (something about it hurting....), I have recently resorted to doing it unexpectedly while I am innocently 'loosening up her back.'

It started off very promising--I got one good crack with just minimal pressure during the loosening process. Then I continued loosening up her back and then PUSHED. One crack. I PUSHED again. A couple small cracks.

'I think that's good enough!' she gasped, but I kept on loosening, and then PUSHED again after she had foolishly relaxed. A BIG pop.

I then asked her to push my back. After she managed to raise herself from the floor, she loosened me up for a couple minutes, then pushed up and down my back a number of times.

"Nothing," she said.

"That makes sense," I replied, "As my back hadn't been hurting in the first place!"

"You are a brat!" she laughed. "A real turd!"

Then she commented that her neck still hurt.

I quickly offered to try once again.

I began loosening her back, and stopped to massage her neck. Then, in a brilliant flash of inspiration, I got a nice hold on her pretty nape and quickly twisted my wrist.

According to Cindy, I got about 14 cracks in that split second.

I really should take up chiropractic!

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